this is the fic archive of one ever_obsessed, known in friendly circles as Missy, writer of too many fandoms to name at once - two bigs ones being heroes and all my children; feedback is nice, but not required; there will be adult things here, including dark themes and explicit sexual content - don't come crying to me if you ignore my warnings; sometimes I write stupid comedy and sometimes I write deep thoughtful stuff; a good percent of the time, I write heavy angst of the twisted-steak-knife-in-the-heart variety; I like crossovers and I like OCs, and I don't care if you hate both - I like them, and I'm the one writing; all of my fandoms will be posted here, so if by any chance you friend this journal, don't be surprised if some freaky weird fandoms pop up; and I think that's all - so if you're still interested, enjoy your stay!

- Missy

Title: Collisions
Pairings: JR/Erin; assorted others of different varieties...
Rating: Mature 
Fandom: All My Children
Disclaimer: Dude, if they were mine... we wouldn't be watching this shit.
Arcs: Michael Cambias, Babygate, etc
Timeline: Early October 2003, and then through...
Notes: The biggest problem of this entire fic, of course, is the fact that Jon and Erin didn't even exist at this time - I know this, but this idea wouldn't leave me alone, refused to. Basic storyline revolves around the idea that instead of bringing home Babe in 2003, he brought home Erin - and the things that are changed because of it, in relation to other connections and story arcs, and there are quite a few changes. Some things happen, and some things don't - and the relationship between Ryan and his siblings is just one of the things that is drastically different, as is Erin, and, yes, Jon, when he comes into the picture... At times, actual dialogue will taken from the show, but you'll be able to pick it up pretty easily, I think...

Collision, adj. — a dynamic event consisting of the interaction between two or more bodies, usually of very brief duration, resulting in a change of momentum of at least one participating body. 

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Title: Collisions
Pairings: JR/Erin; assorted others of different varieties...
Rating: Mature
Arcs: Michael Cambias, Babygate, etc
Timeline: Early October 2003, and then through... 

Title: Collisions
Pairings: JR/Erin; assorted others of different varieties...
Rating: Mature
Arcs: Michael Cambias, Babygate, etc
Timeline: Early October 2003, and then through... 

Title: Collisions
Pairings: JR/Erin; assorted others of different varieties...
Rating: Mature
Arcs: Michael Cambias, Babygate, etc
Timeline: Early October 2003, and then through...
Notes: The biggest problem of this entire fic, of course, is the fact that Jon and Erin didn't even exist at this time - I know this, but this idea wouldn't leave me alone, refused to. Basic storyline revolves around the idea that instead of bringing home Babe in 2003, he brought home Erin - and the things that are changed because of it, in relation to other connections and story arcs, and there are quite a few changes. Some things happen, and some things don't - and the relationship between Ryan and his siblings is just one of the things that is drastically different, as is Erin, and, yes, Jon, when he comes into the picture... At times, actual dialogue will taken from the show, but you'll be able to pick it up pretty easily, I think...




Collision, adj. — a dynamic event consisting of the interaction between two or more bodies, usually of very brief duration, resulting in a change of momentum of at least one participating body. 

Title: Stupid
Pairing: Ryan/Kendall, Zach/Kendall, Ryan/Di, Adam/Brooke, Bianca/Maggie; undertones of JR/Erin, Jon/Jamie; mentions of Jack/Erica, Tad/Dixie
Disclaimer: Dude, I wish I owned them!
Rating: Mature (disturbing imagery, dark emotional areas, mentions of child abuse and a good amount of sailor talk)

Notes: Timewise, this pretty much takes off about May 2007, in a timeline that went off in a new direction at the moment of the MGB explosion. Some things, however, were changed before the story itself, some of which are -- Josh is a product of stolen eggs, and not a fetus; Janet's breakdown wasn't from killing Trevor but from Trevor's sudden and all-too-natural death, sending her off her rocker; there was no Jonathon and Lily nonsense, 'cause it's sick and inexcusable, really; and a few others things, which will come out in due time...

Teaser: After the Mardi Gras Ball, the whole world goes off the axis...

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Other Works in the Stupidverse

Mad World (R; Jamie/Jonathon)
Sorta Fairytale (R; Adam/Brooke)
Tales From The Aisle (PG-13; JR/Erin, Jamie/Jonathon)

Title: Mad World
Pairing: Jamie/Jonathon (slash)
Characters: Jonathon, Jamie; mentions of family members.
Rating: R (non-graphic but still rough mentions of child abuse)
AN: A few notes about this one, and to answer a few questions some people might have—as I said in one update of ‘Stupid,’ there are a few things that were changed before the MGB explosion, the moment when the story officially shifts into an alternate universe take on the world of PV. Josh’s parentage, a product of stolen eggs instead of an unabortion, was one. Janet’s breakdown, and the reason behind it, has been changed slightly, but not by much—it’ll be explained later on, when we finally delve more deeply into the David/Amanda aspect of the AU world. The Lily/Jon relationship is one of these things—as in, it never happened. Why? Because it was just too sick to be ignored and instead of giving us an actual storyline behind Jon’s recovery, they tried to white-wash his history and used picture-of-innocence Lily to do it. That said, his recovery from the surgery, while not hyper-slow, also wasn’t fast, per se. Around early April, he finally started balancing out and, well, things started moving more quickly for him, story-wise. Just wanted to clear a few quick things up. If you look carefully, you'll get some 'Stupid' backstory, as it were -- this one will be four or five short parts, just because my Muse wants me to write them. Take it up with her, heh.

Teaser: Jonathon and Jamie, and a handful of moments from their odd and growingly close relationship— the shooting, and Tad’s resulting coma; moving changes, and all of its oddities; a short and bitter glimpse into a Jonathon Christmas; trying to keep Jamie’s mind off of the anniversary of Tad’s shooting and consecutive coma… and the new things it accidentally brings about. 

Title: Mad World
Pairing: Jamie/Jonathon (slash)
Characters: Jonathon, Jamie; mentions of family members.
Rating: R (non-graphic but still rough mentions of child abuse)

Teaser: Jonathon and Jamie, and a handful of moments from their odd and growingly close relationship— the shooting, and Tad’s resulting coma; moving changes, and all of its oddities; a short and bitter glimpse into a Jonathon Christmas; trying to keep Jamie’s mind off of the anniversary of Tad’s shooting and consecutive coma… and the new things it accidentally brings about.

Title: Tales From The Aisle
Rating:PG-13 (for slight dirty)
Characters: JR, Jamie, Jonathon, Erin; JR/Erin; undertones of Jamie/Jonathon
Disclaimer: Sadly, not mine! Dammit!
Teaser: So, two Laverys and a Chandler and a Martin walk into a supermarket, right?
Notes: This is what happens when I decide to shove my favorite four characters into a vaguely romantic-comedy setting and see what happens… this is what happens. Also, this is fluff, with an extra fluffy center but, seeing as how things are going ugly for them before the get better in the Big Fic, I thought these four might need a break from the angst!Muse, hehee... Takes place the day before The Meatloaf Incident from 'Mad World'... Also, I hate this title, but it was the only thing that worked, yep...

Teaser: So, two Laverys and a Chandler and a Martin walk into a supermarket, right? 

Title: Sorta Fairytale 
Rating: PG-13 (for badass Brooke)
Pairing: Brooke/Adam
Disclaimer: Um, nope, not mine! 
Timeline: After the MGB, before Stupid itself.

Teaser: After the Mardi Gras ball, there was the tangled little thing known as Brooke and Adam’s reunion. 

Title: Stupid
Rating: NC-17 (language, disturbing imagery, mentions of child abuse, sexual themes)
Disclaimer: Nope, not mine - dammit!
Pairings: Zach/Kendall, Ryan/Di, Adam/Brooke, Bianca/Maggie, JR/Erin, Jon/Jamie

Teaser: After the Mardi Gras Ball, the whole world goes off the axis...

Title: Stupid
Rating: NC-17 (language, disturbing imagery, mentions of child abuse, sexual themes)
Disclaimer: Nope, not mine - dammit!
Pairings: Zach/Kendall, Ryan/Di, Adam/Brooke, Bianca/Maggie, JR/Erin, Jon/Jamie

Teaser: After the Mardi Gras Ball, the whole world goes off the axis... 

Title: Stupid
Rating: NC-17 (language, disturbing imagery, mentions of child abuse, sexual themes)
Disclaimer: Nope, not mine - dammit!
Pairings: Zach/Kendall, Ryan/Di, Adam/Brooke, Bianca/Maggie, JR/Erin, Jon/Jamie

Teaser: After the Mardi Gras Ball, the whole world goes off the axis... 

Title: Stupid
Rating: NC-17 (language, disturbing imagery, mentions of child abuse, sexual themes)
Disclaimer: Nope, not mine - dammit!
Pairings: Zach/Kendall, Ryan/Di, Adam/Brooke, Bianca/Maggie, JR/Erin, Jon/Jamie

Teaser: After the Mardi Gras Ball, the whole world goes off the axis...

Title: Stupid
Rating: NC-17 (language, disturbing imagery, mentions of child abuse, sexual themes)
Disclaimer: Nope, not mine - dammit!
Pairings: Zach/Kendall, Ryan/Di, Adam/Brooke, Bianca/Maggie, JR/Erin, Jon/Jamie

Teaser: After the Mardi Gras Ball, the whole world goes off the axis... 

( thirty-two, thirty-three... )

Title: Stupid
Rating: NC-17 (language, disturbing imagery, mentions of child abuse, sexual themes)
Disclaimer: Nope, not mine - dammit!
Pairings: Zach/Kendall, Ryan/Di, Adam/Brooke, Bianca/Maggie, JR/Erin, Jon/Jamie

Teaser: After the Mardi Gras Ball, the whole world goes off the axis... 

Title: Stupid
Rating: NC-17 (language, disturbing imagery, mentions of child abuse, sexual themes)
Disclaimer: Nope, not mine - dammit!
Pairings: Zach/Kendall, Ryan/Di, Adam/Brooke, Bianca/Maggie, JR/Erin, Jon/Jamie

Teaser: After the Mardi Gras Ball, the whole world goes off the axis... 

Title: Stupid
Rating: NC-17 (language, disturbing imagery, mentions of child abuse, sexual themes)
Disclaimer: Nope, not mine - dammit!
Pairings: Zach/Kendall, Ryan/Di, Adam/Brooke, Bianca/Maggie, JR/Erin, Jon/Jamie

Teaser: After the Mardi Gras Ball, the whole world goes off the axis... 

Title: Stupid
Rating: NC-17 (language, disturbing imagery, mentions of child abuse, sexual themes)
Disclaimer: Nope, not mine - dammit!
Pairings: Zach/Kendall, Ryan/Di, Adam/Brooke, Bianca/Maggie, JR/Erin, Jon/Jamie

Teaser: After the Mardi Gras Ball, the whole world goes off the axis... 

Title: Stupid
Rating: NC-17 (language, disturbing imagery, mentions of child abuse, sexual themes)
Disclaimer: Nope, not mine - dammit!
Pairings: Zach/Kendall, Ryan/Di, Adam/Brooke, Bianca/Maggie, JR/Erin, Jon/Jamie

Teaser: After the Mardi Gras Ball, the whole world goes off the axis...